Description: Wherein Marty and Heather leave the City of Sin and head to Joshua Tree, CA.
(Marty's Report):
The crew got suited up, and drove to the LV airport, through a pristine town, with beautifully manicured freeways. How did it get this way? It's like they have a lab under some casino which has developed "unnecessarily messy and visually distracting stuff" eating microbes. Jenny, Nathan, and Dante disembarked and commenced their way homeward, whilst we set off further into the desert wilds, with first stop, Target for a new blow up mattress pump.
Then Hoover Dam.  What an amazing piece of construction, and design.  My family had gone there when I was maybe 10, when we went on a road trip in the station wagon.  I remember us going down on the tour into the guts of the dam, and water dripping down slightly mossy walls like you were inside a castle.  Apparently it will be one of the last human artifacts left on the planet after we are all Raptured, or when the LV microbes mutate and consider us "unnecessarily messy".  (We learned that in "Life After People," a TV series which examined what would happen on the Earth if humans suddenly disappeared.)  The Dam seemed mostly the same, though the visitor center was fancier than I remember.We parked on the Arizona side and walked back, deciding that the line into the dam tour was too long, and so headed back in California (it was good to be back home), and headed out towards Joshua Tree, about a four hour drive from the Dam. We got some Taco Bell to fortify us for the journey, the same nourishing meals that early settlers used to nourish their bodies and spirits on their long and dangerous, cactus-filled journeys. And to distract the horse-sized lizards that existed in the 1800's, which have now gone extinct. (Many legacy boots and saloon jackets were made from the skins of these lizards. Not many people know that these days.)
A long road ahead of us, we drove through the Nevada desert, with its subtle ecology that altered subtly as we drove along. Whatever mystic overlays I'd had with the desert from my 20's, though, seemed to have evaporated in the intervening 20 years. I found it more sad and under-stimulating than anything. But we enjoyed each other and our wandering and meandering conversations. It's good to have a wife that you actually like to hang out with. She's awesome.
But not invincible, because she'd come down with a cold that got worse in Vegas (she was sidelined some of the time on Sunday, at the seminar). So we decided not to camp, and got a room at the $50/night High Desert Motel, and the route into this Joshua Tree (the town, and the National Monument) abode was through 29 Palms, and seemingly unnamed burgs.
They were dismal. You could almost smell the meth cooking, and the humanity gone to seed. The "towns" looked like plastic bags blown over the landscape. The city planners had probably gotten busted for meth production and hadn't gotten replaced because the county supervisors were supporting their habits by siphoning off the trickle of public tax money that got produced by the fast food chains. Yeah, like that. Joshua Tree the Town was slightly more developed and organized, but reminded me a bit of a slightly larger scale version of the houses my brother and I made from spare cardboard and plywood.
We found comestibles at the Crossroads Cafe in Joshua Tree the Town, a somewhat hippified enclave in a leather-skinned red neck town, where the food was decent and we enjoyed a young elfin child wandering about while his rock climbing parents ate with a friend. Home for some TV and computer activities, then drifting off into the right brained terrain of night.
(Heather's Report):
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